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Friday 10: Go back, Jack

Wheel turning around and ’round

A playing card: the black joker. The red joker is out of focus in the background.
You find you’re back in Vegas with a handle in your hand.
Source: Alexas_Fotos / Pixabay / Pixabay Content License

Last week we hit 50% — five of ten identified. I know everyone has heard “Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress” because it’s used in 45% of movie makeover montages (I asked ChatGPT). On the other hand, the lyrics are almost incomprehensible as sung, which is a shame because the song has more double entendres per minute than a Carry On film.

I am surprised, however, that no one got the Prince song. I thought that lyric was a dead giveaway. The good news is you have another chance today!

The rules:

Actually, this week we have one traditional song — and one where the “cover” was released before the original, so “original artist” would be hard to figure out anyway.

Good luck! Remember: your black cards can make you money.

This week’s lyrics:

  1. Lyric
    I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet. But jumping queues and making haste just ain’t my cup of meat.
    Song & Artist:
    The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo), Bob Dylan (Manfred Mann)
  2. Lyric
    Sheriff John Stone, why don’t you leave me alone?
    Song & Artist:
    Sloop John B, The Beach Boys, the Kingston Trio, others…
  3. Lyric
    ’Cause “privacy” is my middle name. My last name is “control.”
    Song & Artist:
    Nasty, Janet Jackson
  4. Lyric
    You might use it if you feel better when you get home.
    Song & Artist:
    Rikki Don’t Lose that Number, Steely Dan
  5. Lyric
    And I return as chained and bound to you
    Song & Artist:
    Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover, Sophie B. Hawkins
  6. Lyric
    With so many light years to go and things to be found, I’m sure that we’ll all miss her so.
    Song & Artist:
    The Final Countdown, Europe
  7. Lyric
    Ermine furs adorned, imperious. Severin — Severin awaits you there.
    Song & Artist:
    Venus in Furs, The Velvet Underground & Nico
  8. Lyric
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand — or so I have read.
    Song & Artist:
    Big Bottom, Spinal Tap
  9. Lyric
    Who cares what games we choose? Little to win, but nothing to lose.
    Song & Artist:
    Incense and Peppermints, Strawberry Alarm Clock
  10. Lyric
    First there are kisses, then there are sighs. And then before you know where you are you’re saying goodbye.
    Song & Artist:
    The Crying Game, Dave Berry (covered by Boy George)

Your guesses